Me.

I am a student, a writer, a poet, a comedian, a model, an actor, a linguist, a connoisseur of moustaches and cheese, a girl, a boy, a dork, nearsighted, multilingual, profane, angry, petite, curious, excitable, bored, constantly changing my hair color and style, anglo-phillic, silly, sushi-loving, tea-drinking, a chocoholic, cat-lover, snake-owner, game show lover (I did not say lover), BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS, Jewish (barely), geek, nerd, be-noseringed, be-navelringed, be-earringed, spoken for, be-brothered, me.